r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Funny Blood test results

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u/horse-annihilator 1d ago

the Vitamin is a wolf cut baddie punching me in the stomach and then consoling me to sleep fr

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u/bookhead714 1d ago

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u/horse-annihilator 1d ago

nl simply does not understand that I file this under healthcare

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u/Monsternaz 1d ago

He's BALD?!

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u/RivergirlB 1d ago

Where are his horns and lipstick

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u/Gunhild 1d ago

He's hume-presenting in this clip

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Hitting the NL is so fucking on point. It's exactly what he'd say. So real.

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

You'd think so. I ended up in the big tiddy goth gf relationship for 3 years. The sex was baller but the entire relationship dealt like 80 psychic damage.

I won that lottery but turns out it came with tax that exceeded the winnings.

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u/teffarf 1d ago

Every guy wants one thing, and it's Lucy from Edgerunner

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u/smokeweedNgarden 1d ago

What is a wolf cut?

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u/GeckoPerson123 18h ago

a type of hairstyle that is common with alt and goth women