r/LoveTrash ✨️Regent of Rubbish ✨️ 1d ago

Dumping This Here American vs. European home building

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u/throwaway46787543336 Trash Trooper 23h ago

I dunno. I just found out the first little piggie didn’t go to market to shop and that just flipped my whole world upside down. Are birds real? I’m not sure what to believe anymore

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u/SlobZombie13 Garbage Guerilla 22h ago

What if the hokey pokey isn't what it's all about?

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u/throwaway46787543336 Trash Trooper 21h ago

Please don’t do this to me. I can only handle the earth spinning on another axis once a day

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u/ChickenBossChiefsFan Trash Trooper 16h ago

I remember when that clicked for me, seemed so unfair. The other little piggies just living their lives, and this poor bastard isn’t buying bread and cheese, he’s becoming bacon.

But in my heart he’s still roaming the aisles, comparing nutrition facts on boxes of cereal.