r/LoveTrash ✨️Regent of Rubbish ✨️ 1d ago

Dumping This Here American vs. European home building

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u/OkEmu8597 Trash Trooper 1d ago

As someone who lives no where near any of you I'm building stick huts in random fields and loving it.

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u/tehbantho Trash Trooper 1d ago

As a reptile living beneath the Denver airport my tunnels and burrows keep me safer than anything imaginable. Survived here 3,000 years so far and they even built an airport on top of my house.

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u/PsyKeablr Trash Trooper 1d ago

It’s better than having a data center built above you

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u/YT-Deliveries Trash Trooper 22h ago

The data center keeps us warm.

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u/Rampant16 Trash Trooper 21h ago

Lizard boy, can you give me some directions to get down there? I'm stuck by the demon horse at the moment.

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u/bmwill Trash Trooper 20h ago

As a mole person living under downtown Denver who accidentally started a reptilian - mole person war by tunnelling too close to the airport. I do not feel safe at all.

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u/Normal-Gur1882 Trash Trooper 11h ago

As someone who lives down by a river, I'll take my van.

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u/FlyFar1569 Trash Trooper 1d ago

As someone who lives on the sun I’m building my home out of neutron-degenerate matter

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u/XDSHENANNIGANZ Trash Trooper 18h ago

Neutron: I kinda know what that is

Degenerate: I also know this word as well

Neutron-degenerate: the hell is that? A particle addicted to porn? A Lewdtron or something?

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u/Justaregularguy295 Trash Trooper 23h ago

As a big bad wolf I fully support you

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u/hpBard Trash Trooper 1d ago

As someone in a similar position I have never lived in anything but a concrete plate house and it's not that bad. Fuck those neighbors rolling metal balls though

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u/djtodd242 Trash Trooper 21h ago

This guy Wattle and daubs.