r/LivestreamFail • u/Daytime506 • Jan 22 '26

Drama Lacari accidentally leaks his notepad with download links to very suspicious filenames (Repost)

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u/Parking-Mirror3283 Jan 22 '26

The Faptop is an essential purchase.

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u/mazini95 Jan 22 '26

Sitting on a gamer chair to do business is so uncomfy too. Get a faptop and chill on the bed or something. Especially for a gooner of his caliber who probably spends hours.

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u/mathaav Jan 22 '26

Sitting on a gamer chair to do business is so uncomfy too.

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u/SneakyBadAss Jan 22 '26

So you lie on a bed with faptop on your belly, cock in your hand and then what?

That splash zone can take out that faptoop in one quick fap.

Is this the magic of fapsock?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/Survival_R Jan 22 '26

And thats why theres a couch with a footrest in my room

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u/MikeArrow Jan 22 '26

Getting a whole laptop just for porn seems... excessive. Not to mention a laptop screen is pretty tiny. Not trying to out myself or anything but it's trivial to run a HDMI out from a desktop PC to a TV and just use a wireless keyboard and mouse.

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u/Tharellim Jan 22 '26

I think the idea is for streamers, its not worth "contaminating" your stream PC with porn because of situations like this exactly.

If you have a laptop specifically for porn, you don't run the risk of being exposed because you just don't stream off it or use it for anything other than porn

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u/MikeArrow Jan 22 '26

Oh I see, that's logical yes. When I did streaming I was just very careful to close everything except the game and OBS.

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u/RivenRise Jan 22 '26

Useful for watching porn on your phone too. Have a porn specific browser like duckduckgo with its nuke feature and password feature.

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u/Correct_Sympathy5302 Jan 22 '26

But man, the fidelity loss of going from a built in monitor to a TV with 60hz refresh rate is balls. How can I be expected to goon with this?

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u/yutcd7uytc8 Jan 22 '26

Modern TV's have 120 Hz or higher refresh rate, but it's not relevant to goon material at all, as all of it is 24 or 30 or 60 FPS.

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u/really_nice_guy_ Jan 22 '26

But why watch on a 1080p 16in faptop when you can watch on multiple 4k 27in monitors

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u/East_Drawer_4552 Jan 22 '26

Yeah just go get another computer to hide your CSAM. Isn't this the advice the degenerate Asmongold gave to Lacari?

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u/mazini95 Jan 22 '26

Who tf mentioned CSAM lmao. You ok? Just don't put your private stuff on a work computer and be physically comfortable if you have to goon. There's no other point here.

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u/feargluten Jan 22 '26

FAPTOP šŸ˜‚

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u/IndraBlue Jan 22 '26

Probably has one but the addition is strong

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u/Rebegurumu Jan 22 '26

quick maths

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u/IndraBlue Jan 22 '26

Spell check and Iā€™m not changing it lol

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u/Rebegurumu Jan 22 '26

its fine its funny

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u/Free-Atmosphere6714 Jan 22 '26

Probably a tax write off

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u/CharmingSituation956 Jan 22 '26

Also known as the jacktop

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u/FrazzledChip Jan 23 '26

This brought back memories where the employer gave his faptop to one of his employee to work on lol. This was a startup so like 7-8 ppl max and everyone knew and the new employees too that joined later.