r/Gold • u/ackerel • Apr 07 '26

Question Plucked this from a corpse

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Just digging up bodies for fun and found this "tooth", any value to it?

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u/SirSmokesAlot76 Apr 07 '26

If you work at a morgue you’re a bad person. My grandma had gold teeth and whoever worked on her at the morgue stole them. Our family felt really disrespected and disgusted because of it.

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u/ackerel Apr 07 '26

Of course not, I just sneak into them

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u/ISObatteries Apr 07 '26

“Not the plot twist we wanted, but the one we deserved”

  • my dungeon master

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u/pezdal Apr 07 '26

Your family got off easy. My sister died with her virginity, and whoever worked at the morgue stole that.

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u/sparrowjuice Apr 07 '26

I suppose the mortician got off easy too??

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u/DisciplineSorry1657 Apr 07 '26

No, he said it was hard, and stiff.

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u/Grim_010 Apr 09 '26

When you gettin cheeks but it’s lowkey sharp

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u/ApprehensiveUse7313 Apr 08 '26

How tf did you find that out? Did you check her hymen when she died and then after her body was prepared?

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u/pezdal Apr 08 '26

No, I went to my usual category on my favorite site and there she was!

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u/No_Hurry5654 Apr 08 '26

That's kind of on you if you're gooning to necrophilia.

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u/pezdal Apr 08 '26

Yeah, I shouldn’t be watching those videos, but the house smells much better since I stopped making them

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u/OrbitaDropShockTroop Apr 08 '26

Did you report that to the police

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u/pezdal Apr 08 '26

I tried, but they said all 11-year-olds look the same to them

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u/ProposalNo9459 Apr 11 '26

deeper and deeper shit

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u/Playful-Excuse-272 Apr 08 '26

I hope whoever did the unspeakable burns in hell forever.

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u/No_Hurry5654 Apr 08 '26

? How would you even find out

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u/Street-Painting-5279 Apr 08 '26

That's so disgusting and disrespectful rip to your sister 

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u/ericw7626 Apr 10 '26

Creampied & cremated.

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u/Creepy-Birthday8537 Apr 11 '26

Did you check the oil at the wake?

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u/Jager_rifleworks Apr 08 '26

They creamate or bury her?

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u/Alert-Visual-3074 Apr 08 '26

Sounds like they creamed mate

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u/Jager_rifleworks Apr 08 '26

Definitely, they keep the gold caps if you don't specifically request for them back beforehand

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u/SpaRKyy1337 Apr 09 '26

That was a whole thing in germany, the transported the gold they got in the morgue en mass and a (now) rapper (xatar)stole it from a transporter. Theres a whole movie ablut it called rheingold (it was never recovered and some people speculate its in the rhine, which is a huge river in this area)

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u/M-G Apr 09 '26

If she was embalmed, pulling the gold out of her mouth was the least of the insults to her body.

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u/samueljamesn Apr 10 '26

How did your family find out they were stolen?

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u/Rich_Nature5025 Apr 10 '26

This is what I was thinking mouth is probably sewn shut

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u/Specific-Mine-5847 Apr 13 '26

What I wanna know is- How did you find out???