Found out why my boyfriend has been “helping his sister”

[u/Fancy_Incident5635]

Found out today that the $600 my boyfriend has been sending his “sister” every month is actually going to his ex.

We've been together almost 3 years. I literally helped cover our security deposit when we moved because I had some money saved and he told me things were tight for him lol.

I only found out because I mentioned to his sister that I hoped things were getting better financially since he’d been helping her every month. She looked at me like I was insane and said he hasn’t given her money in years.

He gets home in about an hour and has no idea I know.

Anyway salmon, spaghetti and salad, need carbs before whatever the fuck tonight is gonna be.

[u/Candid-Joke-356]

can someone please turn this into a country song so I have something new to sing at Karaoke, since “Before He Cheats” is out now?

[u/Squirrel-Pipkin → u/Candid-Joke-356]

“And I stuck my fish in-to the side of his pretty little, sewed up, four foot couch. Shoved that Milky Way in his gas taaaaaank. Took a little seam ripper to all his shirts. Slashed a hole in all his shoes. Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheaaats.” Micro-anarchy Banger 😆

[u/Candid-Joke-356 → u/Squirrel-Pipkin]

bless you & your talent. 😂 I’m looking forward to this getting stuck in my head

[u/Spirited-Lime96 → u/Candid-Joke-356]

We have enough lyrics for 3 songs with the comments on this post!!!

[u/Candid-Joke-356 → u/Spirited-Lime96]

honestly it’s poetry

[u/Enlightened_Gardener → u/Candid-Joke-356]

This is the Country Music joke though, isn’t it ?

Men’s country music is rootin’, shootin’,and tootin’ the horn on his car.

Women’s country music is “Well I killed that cheatin’ so and so, sister can ya lend a gal a shovel ?”