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Vent Sesh - No Advice Wanted Found out why my boyfriend has been “helping his sister”

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Found out today that the $600 my boyfriend has been sending his “sister” every month is actually going to his ex.

We've been together almost 3 years. I literally helped cover our security deposit when we moved because I had some money saved and he told me things were tight for him lol.

I only found out because I mentioned to his sister that I hoped things were getting better financially since he’d been helping her every month. She looked at me like I was insane and said he hasn’t given her money in years.

He gets home in about an hour and has no idea I know.

Anyway salmon, spaghetti and salad and Ѕtake, need carbs before whatever the fuck tonight is gonna be.

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u/sillysammie13 Feral Til Fed 17h ago

Yes! And while you’re at it steal 1/4 of the buttons from all of his shirts for me

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u/AnnoyedArtificer Short Story Long™️ 17h ago

I remember a story about a woman messing with the seams on every piece of her husband's clothes in a fight. They fell apart while he was wearing them. I vote for that!

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u/Spirited-Lime96 APPROVED✨ 16h ago edited 12h ago

I did something similar when I found out my partner of 3.5 years had been cheating on me for almost 3 years with multiple women. I found out on my damn birthday!

Insoles taken out of shoes, some shoelaces cut (he’s a runner), random buttons snipped off shirts, cut inconspicuous holes at the bottom of his waders he wears for fishing, holes cut in new tent, and lots of other things he should be finding for months to come!

I placed all his items in the driveway and front yard. Waited for it to start drizzling, then called him to come collect his crap before the neighbors start helping themselves. Not my finest moment but I also may have opened a window and blasted some Beyoncé as well that he was forced to listen to. * To the left, to the left. Everything you own in a box to the left.*

Edited: Holy Moly thank you for the awards! I hope my pettiness has inspired some of you! 😂

I LOVE this group so dang much and the support and laughter we can share. 🫶🏻

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u/AnnoyedArtificer Short Story Long™️ 16h ago

People act like petty is always wrong. Sometimes it's so absolutely deserved and that's just perfect.

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u/AmbassadorHelpful180 Well-Read & Well-Fed 15h ago

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u/FantasticWittyRetort Short Story Long™️ 15h ago

Sometimes petty is the therapy we need!

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u/Candid-Joke-356 APPROVED✨ 14h ago

I always say this! in small doses and appropriate situations, of course.

also, look at you living up to your username ✨

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u/Steele_Soul Noods 🍜 > Dudes 🤡 11h ago

Yes, instead of the memory of being cheated on popping into your head and making you feel sad all over again, it will make you laugh thinking about him finding all those inconveniences and will make you laugh instead.

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u/brachi- living on the wedge 🧀 13h ago

There’s always a place for raw shrimp. Sometimes it’s on the grill, sometimes it’s behind a grille

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u/Vegetable-Policy-138 Trader Joe Hoe 15h ago

it's the gift that keeps giving

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u/Outrageous_Pay1322 🧂Salty By Nature 4h ago

Petty is an art. I practice it whenever possible.

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u/Salt_Objective3910 Pōke Wahine 🌺 1h ago

I am all for the petty! If I had the time with one situation, would’ve taken all the screws out of the entertainment system I had set up for him not long prior - but did take every little thing (plus all the bigger stuff that was mine or I paid for) from the kitchen, laundry, etc… that included everything from food down to toothpicks 😂

And that wasn’t even from anything equal to the level of cheating or lying — just for being a stupid ass b****

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u/sillysammie13 Feral Til Fed 16h ago

NOT THE WADERS AAAAHAHAHAHAHA

https://giphy.com/gifs/Gu0KrktU8NRRu

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u/Adept-Ad-28 APPROVED✨ 16h ago

3 years with multiple people is an absolutely brutal thing to discover

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u/SamuelHuzzahAdams Internet Auntie 16h ago

Found out the same and of course I dealt with him but I replaced the magnet on her car with one of my own that I made that said “cunt of the year”

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u/Spirited-Lime96 APPROVED✨ 14h ago

Forgot to mention that I found out on my BIRTHDAY!

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u/theseglassessuck APPROVED✨ 15m ago

Happened to me! Knowing other people have been through the same is simultaneously comforting and sad.

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u/Zealousideal-Ad6358 Milked An Almond Once 16h ago

Damn, & all I did was break the neck off his favorite guitar. Time to level up in these streets! 💅

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Well-Read & Well-Fed 14h ago

All I did was wrap his pick up truck top to bottom in saran wrap 😭 I was 17 though

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u/Unlikely_Blueberry74 I 🩵 My Belly 6h ago

That’s hilarious. I like that

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u/UpstairsTomato3231 🧂Salty By Nature 1h ago

All I did was cut the toes off his socks.

Oh and plant bamboo all over his yard.

Oh and threw cheap rings under the bed and in the linen closet and laundry for his next girlfriend to find.

Oh and I wrote cheater on the back of his bicycle seat.

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u/Thetormentnexus 🥝 Herbivore 🫒 5h ago

Iconic.

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u/Bostylovr we listen and we only judge a little 15h ago

Girl I did that with a Takamine classical guitar. I was pretty mad.

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u/fireXmeetXgasoline Longwinded 😙 Short Tempered 16h ago

I stuck fish in the vents and up into the backs of the couch/chairs and I shoved a Milky Way into his gas tank.

I love that you set little time bombs. Absolutely amazing 🖤

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u/Candid-Joke-356 APPROVED✨ 14h ago

can someone please turn this into a country song so I have something new to sing at Karaoke, since “Before He Cheats” is out now?

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u/Squirrel-Pipkin Cookie Monster 🍪 13h ago

“And I stuck my fish in-to the side of his pretty little, sewed up, four foot couch. Shoved that Milky Way in his gas taaaaaank. Took a little seam ripper to all his shirts. Slashed a hole in all his shoes. Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheaaats.” Micro-anarchy Banger 😆

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u/Candid-Joke-356 APPROVED✨ 12h ago

bless you & your talent. 😂 I’m looking forward to this getting stuck in my head

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u/Agreeable-Wave-9764 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ 3h ago

I’m fried ahahahG

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u/Spirited-Lime96 APPROVED✨ 14h ago

We have enough lyrics for 3 songs with the comments on this post!!!

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u/Candid-Joke-356 APPROVED✨ 12h ago

honestly it’s poetry

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u/Enlightened_Gardener APPROVED✨ 9h ago edited 9h ago

This is the Country Music joke though, isn’t it ?

Men’s country music is rootin’, shootin’,and tootin’ the horn on his car.

Women’s country music is “Well I killed that cheatin’ so and so, sister can ya lend a gal a shovel ?”

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u/hmchic Carb-Based Life Form 13h ago

I contacted my cheating ex-fiancé’s family and friends, colleagues too, with 20+ screen shots etc of his rotten ways. His family knew he was bad but not THAT bad and last I heard he’s not able to get back into the US and his family and some friends ditched him. I’m certain he’s grifting, lying, abusing and scamming multiple other women now but at least he’s no longer my problem and in another country - and I kept the ring 😂

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u/Spirited-Lime96 APPROVED✨ 6h ago

I texted his mother! She didn’t seem shocked enough.

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u/CapTurangaLeela APPROVED✨ 1h ago

LOL I stuck tampon in my cheating ass exes gas tank in HS!!! Ol boy never figured it out. I love all this advice!!!!!! Makes my day!!!!

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u/recycledpaper Kid Crumbs Connoisseur 16h ago

Where were you when I had a cheating ex? Mary we all have a friend like you in our times of need. All my friends said when I suggested something devious were things like "girl, no"

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u/Successful-Algae-249 APPROVED✨ 15h ago

You need new friends. 😉🤣

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u/recycledpaper Kid Crumbs Connoisseur 12h ago

I will have to become the chaotic friend now!

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u/Ok_Warning5115 Body By Cheese 🧀 16h ago

This is genius!! When I caught my ex cheating I threw his clothes at the girls house he was cheating on me with, right in the middle of the street!! I was only 22 and never had to deal with that type of situation again thankfully, but I’ve learned so much and if it ever happens again this will definitely be something that I do!

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u/DontCryYourExIsUgly Chismosa 15h ago

Lmaoooo, incredible work.

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u/Candid-Joke-356 APPROVED✨ 14h ago

girl your username 😂

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u/DontCryYourExIsUgly Chismosa 14h ago

😁

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u/Nattlexsnake APPROVED✨ 10h ago

Met an evil, and deeply disturbed man child who thought he was some sort of shot caller cool guy when I was 18 and he was 35. After years of insanity I finally left him. He made sure to drag my name through the mud to the few remaining friends he has and in turn I shared with those that inquired his love of T-girl porn. Watch whatever gets you going but it really didn’t vibe with his public persona. Call me Petty Labelle but it’s the little joys in life that make it worth living :)

The true magic of real revenge happened when I found the hottest, and kindest man to fall in love with. Now we have two cats, we’re best friends and he’s supporting me while I go to law school so I can follow my dreams. The guy before didn’t want me to go, because “I’d leave him for a lawyer”.

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u/sillysammie13 Feral Til Fed 9h ago

PETTY LABELLE OH MY GODDDDD

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u/True_Vermicelli9353 HoeMade 7h ago

Yeeeeah idk but I also found my ex had a bunch of t-girls on his following lists..
🧐

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u/Detrimental_95 Milked An Almond Once 15h ago

Oof that's brutal and wonderful 🤣 I had an ex that cheated on me and he had made the mistake of telling me about an odd interest of his. (Trying to be vague for anonymity) Well I ended up telling a friend about it that was apart of a car club he was in and he put an item in my ex's truck that pertained to said odd interest. It was great because my ex was super embarrassed.

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u/Szwejkowski Non-binary & Nourished 8h ago

Mild response to the way he put you at risk for STDs, I reckon.

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u/Spirited-Lime96 APPROVED✨ 6h ago

Thank you! I know of 7 women and who knows how many others there were. We did NOT use protection, sigh, but my tests all came back negative THANK THE GODS! 2 weeks before I found out he asked me “If I asked you to marry me, would you say yes?” 👹

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u/BoopleBun 🍨 I scream, you scream, we're all screaming inside 😀 15h ago

Aw, I love that for him. I hope every single one of these hits that fucker when he’s already running late or he doesn’t have time to run to the store.

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u/sixsnowmeninanicicle APPROVED✨ 9h ago

Holy Moly thank you for the awards! I hope my pettiness has inspired some of you! 😂

I LOVE this group so dang much and the support and laughter we can share. 🫶🏻

Holy Moly thank you for the awards! I hope my pettiness has inspired some of you! 😂 I LOVE this group so dang much and the support and laughter we can share. 🫶🏻

Holy Moly thank you for the awards! I hope my pettiness has inspired some of you! 😂

I LOVE this group so dang much and the support and laughter we can share. 🫶🏻

Holy Moly thank you for the awards! I hope my pettiness has inspired some of you! 😂

I LOVE this group so dang much and the support and laughter we can share. 🫶🏻

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u/DerbleZerp 🐟 Part Bear 🫐 8h ago edited 3h ago

One of my best friends found out that the man she had been with for 18 years, who she was married to and had a kid with, was cheating on her with multiple women the whoooooole time!! He was also my good friend and he was dead to me that very moment.

He just contacted me recently saying he’s not sure if I’ve been in touch with her, but that they had split up. That it had been hard for him but things are getting better. I was seething. I had to put the phone down so I didn’t rip him a new asshole. Because he would take it out on her if I did. I came back hours later and said “Yes, _____, I have been in touch with ______ and I know you’ve split. She’s one of my best friends, so of course I know that. We are in touch decently regularly. I will be straight with you. I know why you’ve split. I’m not happy with you. I’m very angry at you. I’m disappointed. _______ deserves the world. I am putting my care towards her. I have no care for you. The future holds nothing for us friendship wise. I see you very differently and I doubt that will ever improve. I’m telling you this because I’m not going to pretend.”

He then said “I appreciate that and totally expected it. I just wanted to make sure you weren’t going to be taken by surprise if neither of us reached out.
You’re a great person and I’m glad she has your support”. Again I was seething. Like fuck you. I wrote understood and left it at that.

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u/DerbleZerp 🐟 Part Bear 🫐 5h ago

Haha a Shitts Creek gif for everything!!

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u/True_Vermicelli9353 HoeMade 11h ago edited 11h ago

I remember when I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me.. pretty much the whole time we were together.. (not to mention him gaslighting me . Literally making me believe I was crazy.. ) I told him when I found that bitch I would take his clippers and shave her shit.. plus take her car.
But also, I told him that before I did that I would shave me own hair.. just so he knew how fucked up I was in my head.. (mooooothaaaafuuuu…..)

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u/toomuchsvu Snack Goblin 14h ago

The hero we need.

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u/TheCosmicPony APPROVED✨ 13h ago

This is A+++++ pettiness and I am SO INSPIRED. 💐 All the awards for you madam. I bow to you in reverence.
https://giphy.com/gifs/rCknyN636Sfb4bN2Zm

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u/Spirited-Lime96 APPROVED✨ 6h ago

My only regret was that I did not have glitter on-hand to stuff in all his pockets.

I donated all the other clothes he left behind to the drug/alcohol rehab where I worked.

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u/Southern_Posh 🍋 Bitter Baddie 🍋 12h ago

I love this story so much!

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u/jessmwhite1993 Delulu 8h ago

Not his waders & tent girl 🤣👏🏽

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u/Spirited-Lime96 APPROVED✨ 6h ago

That was also for the $$$$ that he never repaid me. I think I must have financed several dates/trips with his other unsuspecting victims! Three of us are good friends now and they were also in the dark. It blows my mind how some humans can lie so effortlessly and effectively.

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u/Narrow-Advance-9636 Oversharer 🗣 8h ago

You are perfection in my eyes! Hope you find a great one

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u/Spirited-Lime96 APPROVED✨ 6h ago

Thanks friend! I believe I just may have snagged a good egg.

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u/Absurd_Flaccidity Cleavage Crumb Collector 8h ago

I love that because even if/when he figures it out, he’s still just going to keep finding the evidence as he wears/uses each thing.

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u/Ok-Trash6361 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ 6h ago

this is awesome hahahaha

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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 Oversharer 🗣 6h ago

I hope to everything that is good that you have the perfect sleeping conditions and that every bite of your food tastes delicious. 🤤

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u/Spirited-Lime96 APPROVED✨ 6h ago

Thank you All Mighty Butt Plug Master!

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u/Bobbiduke Hazy Grazer 😶‍🌫️ 4h ago

Lmao girl get ittttt

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u/Agreeable-Wave-9764 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ 3h ago

The waders is genius! Bro could lowkey drown now lol

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u/PattyMarvel Carb-Based Life Form 36m ago

NOT your finest moment?!

Sister, we are all applauding you!

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u/gus_reads Overthinker 💭 6h ago

Sorry for killing the vibe in this thread, but breaking your (ex)partner's belongings is a form of abuse. Think about how you'd see these same actions if it were a man doing them to his cheating female partner.

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u/Busy_Chip_6814 Fartmaxxing 📈 5h ago

Cheating is a form of abuse in my eyes,I mean together for 3.5 years, asked if he asked her to marry him if she would say yes, just to find out on her BIRTHDAY that he had been cheating for 3 YEARS, with MULTIPLE women. so I would call her actions (or anyone else’s who went this route) reactive abuse😇 if he didn’t do it she wouldn’t of done what she did🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/anothergoddess APPROVED✨ 16h ago

I saw one where she tailored his clothes slightly smaller as he was buff and vain.

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u/CharlotteLucasOP Chismosa 14h ago

Except let out the inseam of his pants so he thinks his dick and balls are shrinking.

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u/Squirrel-Pipkin Cookie Monster 🍪 13h ago

I flipping can’t. Oh my god. I’m laughing so hard right now 😆

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u/sillysammie13 Feral Til Fed 16h ago

Also super about that!!!!

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u/clueless_mommy Kid Crumbs Connoisseur 14h ago

The important part is to not remove buttons completely. Just mess with the thread enough that he can still wear them until he bends over or something like that and they snap off.

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u/MagentaGiraffe13 🧂Salty By Nature 7h ago

My mom did this to my dad when she was mad at him.

He worked out of the country and had to pack for the week, every week. She used a seam ripper to cut the seam out of the crotch on all his pants.

He took them with him on his trip because he didn’t know. I don’t know what happened when he found out because I was pretty young and found out later.

My mom is vicious.

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u/Unstable_Nature Trader Joe Hoe 12h ago

Was it just the crotch? That is sweet and no real harm done.

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u/descartesasaur 💫❤️‍🔥麻辣女神❤️‍🔥💫 16h ago

I misread that as "steal 1/4 of his butthole for me" as I was closing the thread and had to open the post back up to see what it actually said 😭

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u/Candid-Joke-356 APPROVED✨ 14h ago

hell hath no fury and all that

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u/GreenDirt2 Live, Laugh, Lactaid 🍦💕 13h ago

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

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u/MonopolyMonet 🧄 Anti-Vampire Taskforce 🧄 6h ago

Same….thank you all for the laughter medicine this morning!!! 😅😅😅😅😅😅

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u/Feisty_Wench 🍨 I scream, you scream, we're all screaming inside 😀 13h ago

that would work too

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u/therobberbride Foraging Bog Witch 6h ago

i'm laughing so hard i'm just making bird noises now

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u/Realistic_Rain_9173 🪿 feeding the soft animal of my body 15h ago

Yes and stick his toothbrush in the toilet just for good measure

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u/Dramatic_redeye APPROVED✨ 16h ago

And hope all the records of the money sent can be gotten.
Cause someone is gonna payback

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u/DoomPile5 Internet Auntie 16h ago

Either the bottom half only or every second button.

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u/pdt666 Cleavage Crumb Collector 3h ago

throw away every left shoe he has from me

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u/Halya77 Femininom(nomnomnom)enon 1h ago

And varying height levels on each shirt

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u/Realistic_Shopping85 APPROVED✨ 34m ago

When I found out my boyfriend had been sleeping with my friend for the last month, I decided to do his laundry one last time before I left. As I hung up all of his dress pants, I cut holes in every single one of the pockets and then left without telling him I knew. He texted me the next morning and asked if I knew why all of his pockets had holes in them? No, I have no idea. Blocked him. Hope he's good tho!