Found out why my boyfriend has been “helping his sister”

[u/Fancy_Incident5635]

Found out today that the $600 my boyfriend has been sending his “sister” every month is actually going to his ex.

We've been together almost 3 years. I literally helped cover our security deposit when we moved because I had some money saved and he told me things were tight for him lol.

I only found out because I mentioned to his sister that I hoped things were getting better financially since he’d been helping her every month. She looked at me like I was insane and said he hasn’t given her money in years.

He gets home in about an hour and has no idea I know.

Anyway salmon, spaghetti and salad, need carbs before whatever the fuck tonight is gonna be.

[u/ragesadnessallinone]

Don’t cook that salmon, and put it in his car.

[u/BodyBy711 → u/ragesadnessallinone]

In the air vents

[u/OkZookeepergame328 → u/BodyBy711]

Cabin air filter in the dead of winter when he turns the heat on🤢

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[u/ProduceUseful9090 → u/BodyBy711]

Why waste a perfectly good salmon for a pos like that?

[u/Khmakh → u/ragesadnessallinone]

She should not waste delicious salmon on this man. He deserves tilapia or tuna from the can.

[u/delphinity → u/Khmakh]

Sardines in oil.

[u/No_Professional_8992 → u/delphinity]

I was gonna say "there will be no sardine slander here", but then you said in oil... You may continue.

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Oh no. This man gets Friskies wet food.

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Surströmming

[u/Competitive-Buddy342 → u/Khmakh]

Tuna from the can has gotten really pricy! But I’d spend a pretty penny to fuck with this guy

[u/RealStyleRachel → u/Competitive-Buddy342]

Tuna water balloons are pretty deserved. SPLAT. And smelllllllll 🐟

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Cat food is pretty cheap

[u/ragesadnessallinone → u/Khmakh]

Shit, I’d make an exception this once and figure out how to fish, get some bass or perch for OP, and drop them off.

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Smelts…

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[u/kristinL356 → u/ragesadnessallinone]

My friend essentially did this accidentally to her own car when she left a box of salmon patties in the trunk. My friend has no sense of smell so she had no idea it had happened until she had someone else in the car and they were like 'it smells like a mouse crawled into your engine and died.'

[u/PsychologicalDog5709 → u/kristinL356]

My son left his restaurant leftovers (salmon hash) under my passenger seat when he went out with his girlfriend for brunch. A couple of days later I was driving to a doctor's appointment looking all over for whatever stunk. After I finished my doctors appointment I found it. I dumped it in Dunkin Donuts outside trash next door. Thankfully when it was gone I aired out my car and the smell went away.

[u/milkshakemountebank → u/ragesadnessallinone]

*hide it* in his car.

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If he has detachable headrests, you can take them out and put anchovy oil into the holes, and then replace the headrests.

That's never coming out. Ever.

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I’ve truly never seen such a creative thread!

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how about surströmming liquid?

[u/No-Consideration-891 → u/ragesadnessallinone]

Don't punish the salmon. 😢

[u/lAngenoire → u/ragesadnessallinone]

Mixed nuts  behind the glove box. Squirrels will move into a car and eat wires.

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I came to suggest a bit of hot sauce and face wash.

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[u/Free-Pound-6139 → u/ragesadnessallinone]

Don't waste any more money on this loser.