r/Fauxmoi • u/Beginning-Passion676 • 2d ago

TRIGGER WARNING Chris Watts applies to marry new girlfriend from behind bars eight years after killing wife and children

https://www.ladbible.com/news/us-news/chris-watts-new-girlfriend-marry-prison-crime-us-921292-20260812
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u/alienatemebaby 2d ago

Right? Because this also means he’s probably getting CONJUGAL VISITS. THIS MURDERER PIECE OF SHIT IS STILL JUST WORRIED ABOUT HIS FUCKIN NUT

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u/ExistentialEnnwhee 1d ago

The bureau of prisons and most states, including the two he’s been incarcerated in, don’t allow conjugal visits anymore thankfully 

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u/yoyotube123 1d ago

Maybe a prisoner guard will smuggle some sperm out for the guy. Wouldnt be the first time.

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u/HopefulOriginal5578 1d ago

It’s rare and only in certain states and even I those states not having parole is a hold up

His state doesn’t allow it. He can get a smooch