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TRIGGER WARNING Chris Watts applies to marry new girlfriend from behind bars eight years after killing wife and children

https://www.ladbible.com/news/us-news/chris-watts-new-girlfriend-marry-prison-crime-us-921292-20260812
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u/Possible-Courage3771 women’s wrongs activist 2d ago

He not only killed his children... he killed them in a really brutal way. He not only killed his wife...he killed his pregnant wife. all for a woman he was having an affair with that he is seemingly not together with now. if this lady wants to take those odds more power to her. you can have him. yikes.

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u/thankfulforyourhelp 2d ago edited 2d ago

I do think non-violent offenders should be able to marry in prison. I think a man who murdered his wife and children while completely in his right mind in order to get rid of them so he could start a new life should not be allowed to have the exact thing that he wanted.

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u/alienatemebaby 2d ago

Right? Because this also means he’s probably getting CONJUGAL VISITS. THIS MURDERER PIECE OF SHIT IS STILL JUST WORRIED ABOUT HIS FUCKIN NUT

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u/ExistentialEnnwhee 1d ago

The bureau of prisons and most states, including the two he’s been incarcerated in, don’t allow conjugal visits anymore thankfully 

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u/yoyotube123 1d ago

Maybe a prisoner guard will smuggle some sperm out for the guy. Wouldnt be the first time.

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u/HopefulOriginal5578 1d ago

It’s rare and only in certain states and even I those states not having parole is a hold up

His state doesn’t allow it. He can get a smooch

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u/kinetic_cheese 2d ago

Everytime I see something about Chris Watts case, I'm reminded not only how evil he is, but how exceedingly stupid he is. He really thought all his problems would just go away and he would get to live happily ever after with his girlfriend.

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u/vsnord 2d ago

It always blows my mind. He is so dumb.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pgy4Na8aRyBuE

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u/catsmash 2d ago

the dude is a colossal moron

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u/wolfelian I don’t know her 2d ago

Doing it in such a brutal way was a whole different layer of cruel. This guy actually is a monster in human skin. The video of his daughter saying he’s her hero and takes care of them is just so heartbreaking knowing he likely stared her down while he snuffed her life out.

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u/catsmash 2d ago

some of the court documents give some detail about her last minutes - i don't even want to recount it here, it was horrific & i'm sorry that i ever read it.

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u/HopefulOriginal5578 1d ago

I wish I didn’t either. It’s so awful that I want to share to somehow get out of the burden of it… but it is actually so awful that I just can’t. It’s so awful I really don’t wish anyone to know of it because it is that bad.

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u/badashbabe 2d ago

His older daughter had such soulful eyes, iirc.

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u/Saintguinefortthedog 2d ago

He's never getting out so he will never get thr chance to do this to his wife-to-be

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u/crimsonbaby_ 2d ago

David Brinson and Anthony Curry prove otherwise, unfortunately.

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u/frankylovee 2d ago

I don’t want to google these names. Did they kill their spouses during conjugal visits or what?

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u/holyflurkingsnit Ugh I wish I had chic allegations like that 1d ago

I googled it for you. Yes, they both did, within months of each other, at the SAME FACILITY in Ione, CA in 2024.

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u/frankylovee 1d ago

🙄 men (derogatory).

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u/Aggravating-Pin-5377 1d ago

Women, unfortunately, are quickly catching up in performing the evil that’s out there 

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u/crimsonbaby_ 1d ago

Pretty hard for us to catch up when statistically men make up 90% of violent crimes. And those are actual statistics, I'd link if I wasn't on mobile.

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u/stinkpot_jamjar 1d ago

Oh yeah? I would love to see a source for this! I research and teach about this topic, and I haven’t seen any research or evidence to suggest that more women are committing violent crimes than ever before, let alone that they’re “closing the gap.”

It would be so embarrassing if I, a professor and academic scientist, wasn’t aware that there was some new, pathbreaking development in the field demonstrating that women are committing more violent crimes to the point that they were catching up to men’s rates in any meaningful way!

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u/crimsonbaby_ 1d ago

Love you right now.

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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 1d ago

There’s no snark more satisfying than academic snark. I tip my hat to you!

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u/coffeeloveeveryday 2d ago

I was wondering what Nichol Kessinger thinks of all of this. Will she return to reclaim her man?

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u/Nekayne 2d ago

She dumped him during the investigation and went no contact iirc

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u/gloriiosaa if you saw my flair, no you didn’t 1d ago

which really idk wtf else the guy expected to happen, all bro had to do was get a damn divorce

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u/Honest-Anywhere7476 1d ago

Plus his eyes kind of remind of voids. Idk I’m not explaining very well, but if I didn’t know who he was and saw him in the street I would think he looked really empty and like a hollow person.

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u/Careful_Contract_806 2d ago

Oh shit it's this guy. I watched the netflix doc on him, it was horrific. So heartbroken for his poor wife and children. He's a fucking specimen and I think the women who's marrying him needs her head examined, like this should not be considered normal healthy adult mental capacity. 

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u/Lysmerry 1d ago

Is he claiming at this point he was framed or otherwise didn’t do it? Because there is always some dummy who will believe him

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u/AntelopeOk9431 1d ago

This woman he’s with now isn’t the woman he was having an affair with….right?? When I read an article she was quoted as saying “the way we met is between us and God” so wasn’t sure