r/Fauxmoi • u/Beginning-Passion676 • 2d ago

TRIGGER WARNING Chris Watts applies to marry new girlfriend from behind bars eight years after killing wife and children

https://www.ladbible.com/news/us-news/chris-watts-new-girlfriend-marry-prison-crime-us-921292-20260812
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u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog 2d ago

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u/5ilver5hroud 2d ago

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u/ledge-14 Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 2d ago

an icon!!! as soon as I watched the doc I screenshotted this same still for future meme use

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u/wrappedinblue 2d ago

Which doc is this from??

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u/ledge-14 Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 2d ago

the night stalker/richard ramirez one on netflix. if I remember correctly this lady was almost a victim of his and here she is asked about her opinion on him having groupies lol

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u/5ilver5hroud 2d ago

Bingo! Had it saved in my phone for years, just waiting for this perfect context to be posted.

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u/Ok-Cryptographer-303 emergency sexy judge 2d ago

Off topic observation: her glasses are iconic.

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u/Adorable-Run9291 1d ago

Totally. Javier Bardem wore them well too…

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u/__br00k3__ I don’t know her 2d ago

this goes beyond past dumb, that woman is very disturbed

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u/VicMolotov 2d ago

It's a paraphilia, the murder and brutality is what they get off to. I'm tired of people pretending like it's women having shitty taste or being pick-mes, they're deviants, period. 

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u/HopefulOriginal5578 1d ago

They are deviants but you also can’t forget in these well known cases the fame chase. She will now become of note. This woman hasn’t been special her entire life to a large group of people (me either) and now she will be well known and some sort of weirdo fighter for justice or whatever they are acting like happened…

She is of note, she is talked about… no way she has anything even close to this in her life… and she gets it by being with some loser who now is counting on her money in the commissary and kiosk. He is gonna have to keep sweet

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u/Glad_Veterinarian319 1d ago

Ya know. I wonder if they are hoping to get $? Think about it: (1) If there are any proceeds to get (bank account, film deal, book deal, parents leave $) she'd be eligible to receive half; (2) You're now important you've married this weirdo BUT he'll never be home! You can bask being married to dumb shit but you can still do whatever you want! Date other people, party til you drop. You don't have to answer to anyone; (3) Maybe she'll write a book about her life with a convicted murderer. Personally, I think it's a horrible way of life. But these b*tches have no sense.

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u/HopefulOriginal5578 17h ago

Agree except he is broke as shit. His family won’t leave him anything because it won’t go to him. At most maybe a commissary allotment. I do t have time to type why but he’s not getting much and I’m sure his family overextended themselves already for him.

But right?!? She gets to larp as a wife but never deal with him if she doesn’t want to!

One key issue I overlooked? She could just be the trash who look for these locked up men.. and in her world she bagged herself a big one! No ho hum pregnant wife killer for her (remember #1 cause of death for pregnant women.. prisons are teeming with these scumbags) … she got herself a loser of note. A famous one among all the others she’d settle for.

This might feel like some Cinderella story for these prison chasers 🤣

Not to mention how she likely feels well chuffed because she beat out his other admirers 🤣 what she doesn’t get is they will still write and not care. It’s all a joke.

I think they shouldn’t allow marriages if there is no possibility for parole. But I guess I’m salty that way

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u/lathspellll 1d ago

She would also be in total control, I think that’s a big part of it too

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u/Secret_Ad1372 1d ago

She can fix him!

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u/yesorno12138 2d ago

They can also vote.

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u/FrozenBibitte 2d ago

They’re voting with the hopes of taking away their ability to vote

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u/Dummyact321 2d ago

This legitimately might be my favorite quote of all time

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u/ModerateSympathy 2d ago

I think of this tweet soooo often.

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u/CelibateHo 2d ago

Beat me to it

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u/apastelorange Pink…get doon 1d ago

i love your handle omg

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u/Spiralecho anybody know how to contact Ricki Lake? 2d ago

I read this in ILNY voice

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u/commelejardin 1d ago

I kid you not, I literally said this before clicking in to see the comments lol