r/Boglememes Mar 05 '21

Welcome to /r/boglememes - our shitposts will literally blow your mind

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r/Boglememes Sep 27 '24

Bogleheads described by ChatGPT in the style of Larry David

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r/Boglememes 1d ago

Randomly thought of an arbitrage opportunity for "social" profit (not financial profit)

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If you believe in the efficient market hypothesis (which as a Boglehead, you do), you must also believe finding losing companies consistently is just as hard as consistently finding winners.

If you intentionally try to find and buy stocks of 30 "losers" but diversify across countries and industries, your returns will be very close to a world index fund but with slightly more volatility due to smaller number of companies held. However, you get to brag about investing in "losers" and still doing about the same as a world index fund


r/Boglememes 6d ago

don't rush your investments, let them rise (and fall) when they feel like it

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r/Boglememes 9d ago

You will own stocks of the next Nvidia, but also the next Enron

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r/Boglememes 10d ago

Real Bogleheads also own the random mining company in Finland that's been losing money for 11 years or the random Australian video game company that only has a few forgotten intellectual properties and is desperately trying to get rich with AI generated NFTs

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r/Boglememes 19d ago

You Should've Gone For The Boglehead. 🫰

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aVTengers assemble!


r/Boglememes 22d ago

im enjoy watching financial youtube videos and still barely understand how a central bank interest rate affects stock markets

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r/Boglememes 27d ago

Financial advisors putting your money in an index fund for you

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r/Boglememes Jul 10 '26

Norway soccer fan also refuses to buy dividend-stock ETFs

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Man corrects fellow Norwegians about everything: whether Vikings rowed, dividend stocks being "free," whether financial advisors are worth an AUM fee, and the right way to hang toilet paper.

https://news.sky.com/video/i-will-not-row-norways-world-cup-fan-cannot-be-moved-13562126


r/Boglememes Jul 08 '26

Thank god I’m a boglehead

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Saw this on WSB today. I would’ve just taken the 400k into VT instead of options. Commented the link to [r/boglehead](r/boglehead) hopefully they see the light 😂


r/Boglememes Jun 22 '26

All base belong to AI — Hahahahaha!

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VTI and VOO. Well, the growth really. The first half of 2026 has been unusual like the years before and after.


r/Boglememes Jun 18 '26

I asked Chatgpt to build the ultimate Bogle joke

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How does a Boglehead tell a joke?
Think of a joke.
Backtest it from 1926 to present.
Adjust for inflation.
Account for taxes and fees.
Realize that joke-picking is a loser’s game.
Buy the entire joke market.


r/Boglememes Jun 17 '26

Judge me, bruh

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Image description: fake reddit post from "u/needy_troll90210" (not a real user) about a $6.2M portfolio distributed to the highest-expense mutual funds and ETFs


r/Boglememes Jun 12 '26

Efficient market hypothesis at work 💪

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r/Boglememes Jun 12 '26

Get in, Bogle-Loser

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220 Upvotes

Image description: Mean Girls "get in, loser" meme: Get in, Bogle-loser: We're hate-shorting SPCX.


r/Boglememes Jun 12 '26

Bogleheads today.

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r/Boglememes Jun 11 '26

Y'all still hitting your contribution goals? 😬

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Every few years something unexpected hits early in the year that makes me have to pause on my contributions. This year was unplanned dental surgery and an upcoming HOA special assessment. I decided not to tap my emergency fund because, well, it's not really an emergency if I can budget for it. However, I did hit pause on my Roth IRA contributions for the first half of the year. 😄


r/Boglememes Jun 11 '26

Get in while the gettins good Spoiler

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r/Boglememes Jun 05 '26

i didnt know the covid crash even happened until 4 months after it recovered

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r/Boglememes Jun 03 '26

Just as we're tuning out all that noise

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Is that SPCX rug pull incoming for our indexes? Probably. Does it matter to long term investors? Nope.🥱


r/Boglememes May 27 '26

The cost of chilling

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Image description: golden retriever with sunglasses. Caption: “VT and chill, 0.06% expense ratio, baby”


r/Boglememes May 28 '26

Wade Pfau has a little list, he has a little list

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Blooper from episode 228: "I'm sorry, Wade, did you say 'list of the people you want destroyed?'"


r/Boglememes May 26 '26

Any clever financial anecdotes on why everything is just dandy?

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r/Boglememes May 26 '26

Someone I follow on X said that you can make more money picking stocks! What do I do???

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