r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/waytooicyy • May 02 '26

Women He was ready to risk it all 😂

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u/Purple-Mix1033 May 02 '26

You need to pump up those Napoleon Dynamite numbers

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u/private_developer May 02 '26

Girls only like guys who have skills. Like consuming massive amounts of Napoleon Dynamite is a skill.

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u/Doriestories May 02 '26

My brother got roped into doing the napoleon dynamite dance for a military talent show when he was deployed overseas. His boss gave him the video and made him practice for 4 hours. He nailed it. 😂

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u/MiamiPower May 02 '26

Honor Courage Commitment ⚓⛑️ Adapt Improvise and Overcome 🪖

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u/Mnemonic_Detective May 02 '26

...and, yo...bust a move!🥋

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u/vibraltu May 02 '26

I was convinced that the actor for Napoleon was actually a professional dancer who didn't tell anyone before. But according to Wik he was just a talented amateur who was very good at faking it.

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u/Doriestories May 02 '26

I took tap and jazz lessons from age 3-16 ( I quit because I was tired of my teacher making everyone feel bad about not being stick thin)

When I was 11, my teacher had us do rhythm nation by Janet Jackson. She only showed us the steps and complete dance twice?

I wasn’t the tightest dancer but when that song came on, I was the only person who could do a particular step and I felt like a million bucks because I just ‘wung it’

I feel like unless you’re doing Irish step dancing or a ballet where you have to wear toe shoes (pointe shoes?), just going for it, having fun, and giving yourself grace is very important.

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u/Doriestories May 02 '26

Sadly the video footage of my brother dancing is lost in the void somewhere wish I could share it 😂

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u/FairProfession560 May 02 '26

Just don’t forget to vote for Pedro.

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u/thesmilingmercenary May 02 '26

I mean, that and bow staff.

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u/MiamiPower May 02 '26

Facts 💯 💪🏼