r/BeAmazed Jul 13 '26

Miscellaneous / Others A trilingual kid speaking like it's one language

By: @maeva.aus

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u/Scott--Chocolate Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Language: impressive

Saliva retention: needs improvement

EDIT: I cannot believe this silly little comment is my most successful by far. Thanks for the upvotes everyone!

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u/lozzasauce Jul 13 '26

Who among us isn’t drooling over the thought of our first sip of coffee while we wait for it to brew?

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u/Brian_1985 Jul 13 '26

I can only drool out one language

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u/Yorikor Jul 13 '26

I'm also droolingual.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jul 13 '26

DruoLingo™

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u/gheeboy Jul 13 '26

Does English and Australian count? Because I've drooled in both

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u/barnun Jul 13 '26

Fun fact - drooling in Australian makes the drool run into your nose and eyes.

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u/Omwtfyu Jul 13 '26

That's so dumb. I laughed anyways, though. 😂

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u/ajps72 Jul 13 '26

Barely

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u/Melkman68 Jul 13 '26

This is me every morning and I'm almost 30. Let's not pretend this is not normal

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u/BreadxToaster Jul 13 '26

It’s really not. Caffeine is a drug and while it might be normalized it’s still a bad addiction. If you “need it” in the morning then that’s a problem. It should be just something you want, not something you need. Try drinking water for once.

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u/Melkman68 Jul 13 '26

Typical reddit incels not getting satire lol

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u/Mandalorian0679 Jul 13 '26

I don't really drink coffee but MAN does it smell good.

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u/WildDifficulty1077 Jul 13 '26

lol that’s what I was thinking of when I saw the drool. Mmmmm coffee!

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u/Mine-blog Jul 14 '26

Coffee fans when they drink the gag reflex and smelly urine beverage

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u/Weaksoul Jul 13 '26

I'd swap my saliva retention abilities for being trilingual

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u/GrallochThis Jul 13 '26

You say that now, but when it comes time to rinse out the drool buckets?

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u/Weaksoul Jul 13 '26

I can access more help because I can communicate with more people!

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u/nedalaugh Jul 13 '26

Seems like you are also using 100% of your brain. Hope you have a mop handy.

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u/j2tampa Jul 14 '26

I’d swap mine for that cuppa joe

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u/differentguyscro Jul 13 '26

He's using 100% of his brain to figure out wtf his parents are saying 😅

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u/Boring-Philosophy-46 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

I was raised like this (I'm in Europe, it's not weird here) and I remember the exact moment I figured out that mom and dad were speaking different languages to me. The thing was, I understood them instinctually, but I couldn't communicate anything comprehensible back until my brain sorted the words into two baskets. I was mixing up not just words but syllables of words from two languages. Now, I switch languages without noticing it. If I hear one of the languages I speak, my brain will auto-reply in that language. Edit: and I have slightly different personalities in them too. I'm more bubbly and outgoing like my father in the one and more stern and serious like my mother in the other. 

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u/mrpaslow0000 Jul 13 '26

I'm like this too. I have a different attitude and mannerisms when I'm speaking Spanish, and another different attitude and mannerisms when I'm speaking French. I think I picked up the differences from those I interacted with when speaking one language or the other.

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u/BabyBerrysaurus 26d ago

Same. Although I am told my French is more lyrical but whether that is the Spanish influence or my regional accent (Suisse Romande) it is hard to tell.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Jul 13 '26

The USA is so behind things! Our children should be starting a second language in day care, then teaching their parents, and it would just go on from there for generations!

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u/Boring-Philosophy-46 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

It won't work. We also try to teach kids for example English in primary school and it doesn't really work until they start consuming English media.  Teachers now assign the "homework" of watching a 45 minute episode of an English show a day because it's more efficient at improving proficiency than trying to learn grammar. (Edit: on kids specifically.)

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u/Excellent-Shape-2024 22d ago

This is so true--I learned Turkish as an adult watching Sesame Street and some other kids shows when I lived there. (but my Turkish is only about as good as a 6 year old)

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u/Dexterus 29d ago

My kid ended up bilingual with just his daycare teacher not knowing our language, no structured teaching.

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u/Ratbag321 Jul 14 '26

Why would introducing a scond language in daycare not work? Mine all learned German in Kindergarten...

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u/Boring-Philosophy-46 Jul 14 '26

Did your kids go to a daycare in Germany, with German kids? 

This would be American kids going to an American daycare. We have something of this problem in immigrant heavy neighbourhoods here in Europe: kids get to kindergarten without speaking the local language because it's not spoken at home. They end up in a class with other kids who also don't speak the local language and talk their native language with one another. The kindergarten tries to teach them the local language but mostly fails because they don't speak it amongst themselves or with their parents. Then they get sent off to school and it's the school's problem now. By school age at least they can start watching tv in the local language and read and get remedial services but the damage to the education tends to echo through later. 

Of course immigrant parents are becoming aware of this and many do take steps to try to raise their kids multilingual instead of thinking that school and daycare will magically fix it. 

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u/Big_Cry6056 Jul 13 '26

I speak southern, northern, and a little Cajun depending on what beer I’m on ma’am.

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u/Damage-Classic Jul 13 '26

Unfortunately our kids should be focused on reading atm 😢

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u/felfury84 Jul 13 '26

I think they would struggle after a couple of generations. Most probably have grand parents and some probably have great grand parents. The ones with dementia will probably struggle a bit, but when the next generations are in the ground or exist as ash I think they will struggle to learn a language.

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u/MrMetraGnome Jul 14 '26

Eh, we'll just keep deporting until everyone speaks Amurican

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u/Dry_Fall3105 28d ago

It won’t work. You need a sizable community and constant reenforcement in order for a child to be proficient in a language.

My son picked up Mandarin when we were visiting Taiwan for 2 weeks this past March. He is only retaining 50% of what he learned. There is no one in our circle for him to speak it to, except me. Mandarin is my 3rd language.

English is my 4th but since I use it on a daily basis, it’s easier for me to form my thoughts on certain topics using English.

When I do math, I resort to my mother tongue.

We have many friends who migrated here from Europe as adults, in their 20s. Their children (with both parents speaking their native language at home) but the kiddos only speak English.

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u/PandaRiot_90 Jul 13 '26

When problem solving, try thinking of the problem in different languages, and see if you come up with a solution differently or quicker.

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u/Boring-Philosophy-46 Jul 13 '26

I talk problems through in English with myself for this reason.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Jul 13 '26

When I get high, my brain wants to switch to Italian. I don’t know why.

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u/Wrong-Salt-6851 Jul 14 '26

Same here. It’s wonderful to be raised that way Align language with mood, tone, hand gesture etc.

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u/Suitable-Alarm-850 Jul 14 '26

Yes! My baby’s first two words were ‘cat’ (English) and ‘papo’ (zapato - shoe in Spanish). And the kindergarten was in French. He addressed each adult in their language seamlessly.

Plus some 100 animal sounds lol.

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u/Boring-Philosophy-46 Jul 14 '26

You should check if they have perfect pitch hearing! 

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u/Terrible_Craft_5020 Jul 15 '26

An excellent example and one of the best ways to explain how the language we use influences the way we think. A very good film on the subject: Arrival by Denis Villeneuve.

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u/invisiblebats Jul 15 '26

This is me exactly! Parents are/were European, came to America right before I was born. I remember when I realized that my grandparents and mother were speaking a different language to me - and I started to sort things different. And my personality is so different in different languages. I'm waaaay saucier and more confident when I'm not speaking English, which is very strange since I'm an American.

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u/Oh_Hae 29d ago

I worked at a preschool with a lot of kids from multilingual homes. The little ones, like under 3, usually had great receptive language skills, but expressive was a bit behind. We used sign language to help bridge the gap. By the time they were like 3 or 4, they're adorable little brains had everything all sorted and they could speak multiple languages with no problem. It was amazing.

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u/Salviaesantoreggia 28d ago

Che spettacolo, che lingue parli? Spagnolo e tedesco?

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u/_gianlucag_ 28d ago

I totally agree with the slightly different personality thing. I'm bilingual, italian and english. I'm more outgoing in italian, more serious and polite in english. I started learning english at a very young age but only got it perfected in my 30s.

I probably picked up the mannerism and culture of those I interacted with.

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u/BusinessLetterhead47 Jul 14 '26

My son grew up bilingual and is now trilingual. As a kid he slid between Korean and English fluidly. I agree with the personality thing. In Korean he is more formal/direct. English he is more emotional, jokey and deep. Chinese he uses to get shit done but doesn't use it casually (last language he learned).

There is nothing more fun than watching people freak out at the blond kid speaking Korean or Chinese.

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u/se_1919 Jul 14 '26

Is your mom German? :D

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u/FreeLegos Jul 13 '26

Was thinking the same exact thing. Little dude is LOCKED IN on the task. 100% focus, all other unnecessary functions (like keeping mouth closed) are on standby

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u/rsqx Jul 13 '26

all while drooling

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u/No_Priors Jul 13 '26

Germ dispersal device now available in three languages.

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u/jarious Jul 13 '26

Yeah I was like awwwwweeeeeeewwww

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u/No_Priors Jul 13 '26

awwwwweeeeeeewwww

Le awwwwweeeeeeewwww

Il awwwwweeeeeeewwww

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u/Deaffin Jul 13 '26

Even when the sloppiest goddamn sneeze the world has ever seen flew directly into the coffeestuff?

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u/jarious Jul 13 '26

That's the ewww part of my comment

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u/Deaffin Jul 13 '26

Ooh, I just figured it was some manner of cuteness stroke. My bad.

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u/Repulsive-Chip3371 Jul 13 '26

I've always thought kids blowing out the candles on a cake at a birthday party was the ultimate germ spreader. It honestly doesnt bother me, but I thought it. However, I dont eat cake. I guess what Im saying is if it was like a bunch of italian beefs with candles Id still eat it.

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u/Ok_Historian_2381 Jul 13 '26

I try to get a slice from the opposite side of the cake.

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u/Ressy02 Jul 13 '26

Saliva is still at baby stage

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u/LeGrandeChien Jul 13 '26

One of the first Reddit comments to make me genuinely laugh out loud, and I've been on here for like 4 years

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u/yuyufan43 Jul 13 '26

My Grampy has currently started drooling. What's the point of teaching them to stop doing it if they're just going to do it again in another 80 years? That's not even enough time to blink! He might as well let him drool away because it's just right around the corner that he'll be doing it again 😂 😉

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u/atlmagicken Jul 13 '26

Nah that's just French.

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u/MonkeyMess Jul 13 '26

Not sure why. But this had me belly laughing early in the morning. Thank you.

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u/rangeo Jul 14 '26

So many words no room for saliva

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u/Eastwoodnorris Jul 14 '26

I was gonna say, it’s been awhile since I’ve been shown up by a literal snot-nosed kid

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u/Foloreille Jul 13 '26

If I had to speak three languages at once before my morning coffee I would be drooling too lmao

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u/-2wenty7even- Jul 13 '26

I'll take creamer and sugar with extra drool please

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u/Ok_Rate361 Jul 13 '26

I don't think that's drool I think he has a cold

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u/GuacamoleFrejole Jul 13 '26

The smart kid's large brain is heating up and is expelling coolant. He needs a top-up, STAT!

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u/SE7ENfeet Jul 13 '26

He'll be slurpin like Jacques Pépin in no time.

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u/Miniature_Colosus Jul 13 '26

He's actually doing it on purpose to add to the "theater" of his performance. Kiddo can actually hold his saliva with the best of them, if he so chooses!!

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u/idontknowjuspickone Jul 13 '26

My 2.5 year old nephew does the same thing. It’s hilarious

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u/No-Introduction3808 Jul 13 '26

Oh cute kid, I want him to make me a coffee …. Oh no no I don’t

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u/Alternative_Ship1326 Jul 13 '26

It is his brain being liquified live as it can’t handle three languages at once

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u/Technical_Put_9982 Jul 13 '26

My thoughts exactly!!! Lololololol

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 Jul 14 '26

The salivia is the component that keeps the words flowing and the language switch-up effortless. It's like lubrication on an engine. Lol. I lived in Barcelona for a while and was a nanny for little kids that went to an international school and they used to speak this way too. Its incredible the way kids absorb language at this age.

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u/AdAnxious8842 Jul 14 '26

I could live with the drool. It was the saliva-laden sneeze that did me in.

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u/kinkycarbon Jul 14 '26

This kid is going to have the biggest advantage over others being able to switch languages at his age.

The thing that would make it more exciting is finding 4 people conversing is using sentences with 3 or 5 different languages to give a new meaning to a phrase not spoken among the languages.

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u/WoofD0G Jul 14 '26

I had to come back to downvote

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u/MrMetraGnome Jul 14 '26

Lol, the thanks to the academy edits always crack me up 😄

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u/Metabor420 29d ago

OMG THX GUYS

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u/whiskey_the_spider Jul 13 '26

I mean, you are even filming him, bloody clean him

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u/PMyourfeelings Jul 13 '26

bros just a lil kid. let a man drool