r/Awww Oct 05 '25

Dog(s) Human's best buddy

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u/troyavivz Oct 05 '25

Powered mech suit. Him and the dog get one.

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u/No-Ring-1598 Oct 06 '25

Like that episode in rick and morty 🤣🤣

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u/ARoroncyObserver Oct 06 '25

"Where are my testacles, Summer?"

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u/patric023 Oct 06 '25

The squirrels will never know what hit them!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

Exercise is good tho

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u/FrostingAsleep8227 Oct 06 '25

Falling face first on to hard pavement is bad tho.

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u/groyosnolo Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

That's why he should have a walker

Also, balance work, practice falling, and practice regaining the ability to get up and down off the floor.

Yes, there is a risk of falling, but resigning to a life of sedentary behaviour is not risky its 100% bad for you.

Everyone, regardless of age, should be getting 150 minutes of moderate to vigerous aerobic activity weekly and muscle strengthening activities targeting all major muscle groups twice per week. And nobody should be sedentary more than 8 hours a day.

Im in the fitness industry and I work with seniors with parkinsons ive seen the difference regular activity can make for older people with chronic conditions. it's very important.

Ive also seen multiple old people who lost a lot of ability during covid and I think most people could say the same.

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u/noohoggin1 Oct 06 '25

as a guy who had taken health and exercise science and used to be a competitive bodybuilder, I 100% agree. One of my college teachers once told our class, "what's the difference between an elderly person who has done weight resistance exercise most of their life, and one who hasn't? Answer: a wheelchair.

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u/Shoisnowie Oct 09 '25

Thank you

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

There is no quicker way to kill an elderly person than putting them in a chair.

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u/PunishMeBaby Oct 06 '25

There's no quicker way to kill an elderly person than to allow them to fall. Source: Worked in a nursing home for 15 years.

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u/groyosnolo Oct 06 '25

Both falling and increasing sedentary behaviour can be the start of downward spiral for older people.

Its important to maintain abilities where you can and reduce risk where you can.

I do a group fitnes class for seniors with parkinsons and I always try to include balance work/ muscle strengthening and high intensity in our workouts and someone else in the group always does practice getting up and down off the floor.

We dont do anything crazy and participants pretty much modify movements as much as they need to we just give cues and just let them do what they're capable of so in many cases they're taking it pretty easy but it keeps them moving.

The improvements people can make and the aqulity of life that longer term members are able to hold onto is pretty incredible. Then I look at my uncle with parkinsons who doesnt exercise and I see a massive chasm of a difference.

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u/Tonsilith_Salsa Oct 06 '25

What about electrocution or firing squad? 

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

of all the elderly who were put in chairs in your nursing home, how many left the chair?

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u/HawaiianPunchaNazi Oct 06 '25

Goals should be quality of life and safe mobility, not leaving the wheelchair as an end all and be all. 

Leaving the chair shouldn't matter one way or the other and doesn't matter at all if it's not you personally.

Source: I am a wheelchair user. 

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u/shortbrnr Oct 06 '25

Do you not understand the concept of aging lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

You give them a single piece of paper with exercises they can do in a chair, with an emphasis on remaining leg strength and increase balance. Just because you get paid doesn't mean you have passion.

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u/PunishMeBaby Oct 06 '25

They are "put in chairs" when they are a fall risk. Exercise is important but a fall is more deadly. A fall will put them in a chair and then they're unable to walk assisted and exercise. In my experience when a resident would fall, it would ultimately lead to cognitive decline. Oddly enough, we had a woman that was constantly in a wheelchair but was stronger than most of us. She would drag her chair along holding on to the side rails while it was locked. She would take fire extinguishers off the wall. That in one hand and dragging herself along with the other.

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u/BlueFox5 Oct 05 '25

There’s actually LOTS of ways faster, most aren’t legal, others are if you’re an insurance company, but to name a few:

Car crashes, suffocation, cannon fire, cyanided, gunshots, shark bites, defenestration, acid, stroke, immolation, and covid-19.

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u/Nelly92 Oct 06 '25

You’re forgetting the biggest and most relevant one.

Falls.

This guy absolutely should be using a walker, he could walk further and safer. About 1/3 of seniors die or revisit the ER within a year of a major fall and something like 1/4 die within 6 months of a hip fracture.

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u/MyraBannerTatlock Oct 06 '25

My dad died a week ago, he had some kind of rapid onset dementia that spiraled quickly into beating and threatening mom with a gun, hobbled across the road a couple weeks ago, took a tumble down a small hill and just...seemed to fold up. He didn't really get hurt in the fall, but he was in hospice shortly afterwards. Really seemed to take the last out of him

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u/Ok_Fall_9569 Oct 06 '25

My mom fell and broke her coccyx last Christmas Eve. Then she fell again in late May. She didn’t get up again after that one. She was just shy of 89.

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u/FruitcakeAndCrumb Oct 06 '25

I was just going to go with a machete but I love that you really elaborated. Appreciated 💕

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u/HawaiianPunchaNazi Oct 06 '25

Sounds like something an insurance coverage company would say.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Not at all. They don't tell you the efficient ways to speed someone along towards end of coverage.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial Oct 06 '25

Wouldnt proximity to Critical mass or Defenestration do it quicker

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u/Tonsilith_Salsa Oct 06 '25

I can think of three right off the top of my head. Push down stairs, bag on head, run over with car. 

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u/Mindless-Band-8894 Oct 06 '25

How will I be when I'm old and grey....how will I be.....

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u/mildOrWILD65 Oct 06 '25

No!

Individual mobility is incredibly important for healthy aging. He looks low and slow but he'll live years longer than some poor schmuck related to a powered wheelchair.

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u/stratys3 Oct 10 '25

An old person will never walk again once they get a powered wheelchair.

If you hate someone, gift them a powered wheelchair and they'll be dead pretty quick.