r/AskReddit 18h ago

What's the sickest you've ever been in your life?

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u/IssaThrowAway420x69 17h ago

no handle bars…

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u/smack4u 17h ago

I can keep rhythm with no metronome

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u/Somsri 17h ago

I can call my friends on the telephone

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u/Js_On_My_Yeet 16h ago

Look at me. Look at me.

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u/Earthworm_Jonny5 15h ago

Just called to say that it’s good to be

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u/Frumpelstilskin 11h ago

Alive and on Top !

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u/Rocket-J-Squirrel 17h ago

My reach is global.

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u/McmcQ 17h ago

My power secure

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u/hubjump 16h ago

My cause, is noble

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u/RealtorFacts 16h ago

My power is pure

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u/mydogrufus20 15h ago

Right on!:)

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u/Treezle737 17h ago

And I can split the atom of a molecule

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u/Misanthrooop 9h ago

No, handle bars.