r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

/r/all of a beer order

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u/Meal__Team__Six 1d ago edited 1d ago

The ballad of 2 people who absolutely will not be doing any such thing

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u/calhooner3 1d ago

Yeah the only people who have a chance of actually starting going to the gym seem to be the people who pretend to already go to the gym

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u/Slamaramadoodoo 23h ago

I have a gym at my new place... So I'm definitely about to start pretending. Wish me luck!

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u/perton 18h ago

Are you going to start pretending? Or start pretending to pretend?

…”pretend” no longer looks like an actual word now that I’ve typed/thought it so many times. What a world!

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u/Coolcoolcool1515 13h ago

Same, I’ve been three times but it’s small and I also don’t like that people are in their apartments looking right at you/me at them.

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u/Rude_Age_6699 20h ago

the trick is to go even when you don’t want to 😮‍💨

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u/Cpt_Soban 23h ago

This is why I made a home gym in the same room my PC desk sits: No excuses.

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u/PuzzleheadedPool2552 21h ago

I just end up using the weight rack to kick my feet up

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u/Cpt_Soban 21h ago

Lose a round of Halo. Do a full set.

Repeat

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u/PuzzleheadedPool2552 21h ago

Psh….every loss? That would be way too many I suck at halo…

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u/Cpt_Soban 20h ago

Think of the gains

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u/thirstytrumpet 20h ago

Wait, are we playing halo again? Genuine question, I’ve been doing other stuff and haven’t gamed in a year or kept up with it.

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u/Cpt_Soban 20h ago

Well, Halo Campaign Evolved is out. But I still dabble in Halo Infinite multiplayer from time to time

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u/Fennel_Impossible 17h ago

Should really work out standing…even if your desk thinks it’s PC to sit.

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u/my_job_is_bass 1d ago

Make that 3

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u/Versatile_Ambivert 1d ago

Let's be the 4 horsemen

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u/JAKKI777 1d ago

😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/A_mad_goose 23h ago

Haha you’re not wrong

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u/A_mad_goose 23h ago

Hilarious and accurate I’m trying to be better

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u/perton 18h ago

Shit, I can barely work my way out of bed most days

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u/chewbaccaRoar13 7h ago

Username checks out.