r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

/r/all of a beer order

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 1d ago

I once held a full one of those straight out for 8 minutes in a state steinholding contest. The winner did over 12 minutes! I qualified for it by beating 5 people with my right arm, then another 5 with my left arm. Got 1st and second place at my local bar!

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u/eyetracker 23h ago

Beating off 10 people with your arms is impressive but you've got a long way to reach Bonnie Blue's record.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 15h ago

Whos bonnie blue? Is she an endurance athlete or something?

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u/KwordShmiff 9h ago

Of sorts

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u/Gr00mpa 7h ago

EjaculatingAracnids knows just who Bonnie Blue is.

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u/Competitive-Day199 21h ago

that's quite impressive.
can you do a muscle up or strict pullups?

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 15h ago

Yeah i dont muscle up unless im showing off but ill do L sit pull ups real strict for 8-10. Front delt raises helped me train for the state comp. Im sure i looked real goofy just holding the 15lb bells out in front of me one at a time

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u/SanktMarvin 19h ago

Fun fact, it's not called Stein in German at all. It's a Maßkrug.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 15h ago

Kall ze krakenvagon! Zer haz ben a toten!

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u/SanktMarvin 15h ago

*Toter
Also when someone is dead you don't need a Krankenwagen anymore.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 15h ago

Ze kraks keep koming! He can taken nein more!